I didn't mean for it to happen. I was in Best Buy minding my own business and I saw my love from across the store. SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL!!! It was love at first sight and I knew I had to have her. I got up my nerve and walked over to her. She's a big girl. BIGGER than any I've ever had. She was classy too. I could tell right away she wasn't some cheap piece of trash. Suddenly I saw another guy eyeballing her. OMG!!! WHAT TO DO?!?!? I had to act fast. I knew I was being forward and had no right but I rushed right up and showed my interest before that guy even had a chance to open his mouth. SHE'S MINE! Go find your own dooood!! I made my decision right then and there......."Excuse me sir, is this the last 55" 1080p HD Philips TV?" He said "I'm with Geek Squad. Let me get you a sales representative." To make a long story short I bought it.
Now comes the awkward part (you mean it hasn't been awkward already?). I got home, took a deep breath and, with a guilty expression, walked into my room. I felt my old 42" TV's cold, accusing eyes upon me. I had to be open, honest and blunt but, at the same time, gentle and tactful. I owed that much. I had to explain that I loved that HD TV as well but I had to move on. We had good times together and I'll never forget my first HD TV but I just needed something more. Besides it's not like we'll never see each other. It'll be in another room and I'll still visit from time to time. CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS? Sure. Let's be civil about this.
Now my a$$ kicking is totally more enjoyable. My nerd movies and tv shows are cooler, and when I'm kicking alien or Nazi butt or taking tight corners over some of the toughest tracks in all of videogame-dom the awesomeness level has gone WAY up. It was expensive but we all need to pamper ourselves sometimes. It's the first thing I've bought myself in a long time & it was totally worth it.
I didn't mean for it to happen. I was in Best Buy minding my own business and I saw my love from across the store. SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL!!! It was love at first sight and I knew I had to have her. I got up my nerve and walked over to her. She's a big girl. BIGGER than any I've ever had. She was classy too. I could tell right away she wasn't some cheap piece of trash. Suddenly I saw another guy eyeballing her. OMG!!! WHAT TO DO?!?!? I had to act fast. I knew I was being forward and had no right but I rushed right up and showed my interest before that guy even had a chance to open his mouth. SHE'S MINE! Go find your own dooood!! I made my decision right then and there......."Excuse me sir, is this the last 55" 1080p HD Philips TV?" He said "I'm with Geek Squad. Let me get you a sales representative." To make a long story short I bought it.
Now comes the awkward part (you mean it hasn't been awkward already?). I got home, took a deep breath and, with a guilty expression, walked into my room. I felt my old 42" TV's cold, accusing eyes upon me. I had to be open, honest and blunt but, at the same time, gentle and tactful. I owed that much. I had to explain that I loved that HD TV as well but I had to move on. We had good times together and I'll never forget my first HD TV but I just needed something more. Besides it's not like we'll never see each other. It'll be in another room and I'll still visit from time to time. CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS? Sure. Let's be civil about this.
Now my a$$ kicking is totally more enjoyable. My nerd movies and tv shows are cooler, and when I'm kicking alien or Nazi butt or taking tight corners over some of the toughest tracks in all of videogame-dom the awesomeness level has gone WAY up. It was expensive but we all need to pamper ourselves sometimes. It's the first thing I've bought myself in a long time & it was totally worth it.
OMG!!!!!!! lol i really thought it was a story bout 2 people finding love. I got all mooshy , well till the end , than i just cracked the heck up lol !!!!!! Thanks!
OMG!!!!!!! lol i really thought it was a story bout 2 people finding love. I got all mooshy , well till the end , than i just cracked the heck up lol !!!!!! Thanks!
LOL that's what I'm talking about! Cute story btw.
Neo... as if you don't know.
LOL that's what I'm talking about! Cute story btw.
Neo... as if you don't know.
In your rocking-chair, by your window dreaming, shall you long, alone. In your rocking-chair, by your window, shall you dream such happiness as you may never feel. –Theodore Dreiser
TanzaniteLight - Thank you. We've been very happy together.
Katwoman - I've been enjoying it very much. Probably more than I should. The other day my daughter was watching it and without thinking I grabbed the remote out of her hand and in a creepy voice started calling the remote "my precioussssss."
jjiggl - Thanks......I think???
Smoosh - Thx for having my back lol.
Pattyann - You're welcome.
TanzaniteLight - Thank you. We've been very happy together.
Katwoman - I've been enjoying it very much. Probably more than I should. The other day my daughter was watching it and without thinking I grabbed the remote out of her hand and in a creepy voice started calling the remote "my precioussssss."
I saw the title of your post and stopped by to read the details and offer my congratulations! What a surprise and pleasure to find a man experiencing the true meaning of shopping! I am sure you and your new found love will be very happy together! Enjoy.
And thanks for the chuckle.
I saw the title of your post and stopped by to read the details and offer my congratulations! What a surprise and pleasure to find a man experiencing the true meaning of shopping! I am sure you and your new found love will be very happy together! Enjoy.
Mr. Neo - Attention from whom? All the babes who are into playing video games in hi-def?
Smoosh - I know. I'm so ashamed.
naught_bbw - I love Best Buy. I have a Rewards Zone card there and I get points for buying things and when I reach a certain amount of points they email me a stooopid gift certificate for $5, $10, or $20 which forces me to go back. DIABOLICAL!!! Just when I think I'm out they pull me back in. One of the things that has me hooked on Best Buy is their low price guarantee. If I see this tv somewhere else, or even if Best Buy puts it on sale within the next 30 days I'll get the difference. I've done that with a lot of things I've bought there.
Mr. Neo - Attention from whom? All the babes who are into playing video games in hi-def?
Smoosh - I know. I'm so ashamed.
naught_bbw - I love Best Buy. I have a Rewards Zone card there and I get points for buying things and when I reach a certain amount of points they email me a stooopid gift certificate for $5, $10, or $20 which forces me to go back. DIABOLICAL!!! Just when I think I'm out they pull me back in. One of the things that has me hooked on Best Buy is their low price guarantee. If I see this tv somewhere else, or even if Best Buy puts it on sale within the next 30 days I'll get the difference. I've done that with a lot of things I've bought there.
Best Buy is off limits to me. I fall in love at every turn. But, I ain't no sugar momma. I can't afford the price tag of love so I just fantasize and move along to the next aisle.
Congrats on your new baby!
Best Buy is off limits to me. I fall in love at every turn. But, I ain't no sugar momma. I can't afford the price tag of love so I just fantasize and move along to the next aisle.
